Come on. Don’t act like you don’t know what it is. Even if
you’ve never heard the term “productive procrastination”, as soon as you
processed what the words meant, you thought of a time where you had done this.
No, not you? Okay we’ll say it was “someone you know” wink, wink. Let me prove
to you that this is simply part of human nature and we have all done this in
some form or fashion.
Okay let’s start
with this scenario: It’s Friday night, make that the Friday night of Homecoming
weekend and all the fun festivities that go along with it. Think Spirit Week,
pep rallies, cheerleaders doing spirit fingers, football games, sparkly dresses
and corsages a plenty, okay? Alright, now picture a high school freshman
student who has to write a 10-12 page paper due promptly at the top of first
period on Monday morning. Let’s call her Joan.
Joan got out of
school early this particular Friday because it was a half day. Still pumped up
from the pep-rally, Joan decides to run a few necessary errands before heading
to the library to knock out this paper. She stops at the closest fast food
drive-thru window after turning out of the school parking lot to grab some
lunch. After all, a girl’s gotta eat right? While she gobbles down her grilled
chicken salad with fries on the side, Joan mentally goes over the order of her
errands. “Okay, just gonna swing by the mall to pick up the jewelry I saw last
weekend to go with the adorable dress I found at that amazing consignment shop
that I need to pick up from the cleaners, then go home to wash this hair so I
can practice that up-do I saw on YouTube, then I’m chaining my legs to my
computer chair to finish this paper.” But “finish” was a relative term, because
at this point, all Joan had completed was her outline and a few paragraphs of
her rough draft. Can you see where this train is going? All aboard! Destination
productive procrastination station!
Oh, that’s my
daughter, not me some of you are thinking. How soon we forget! Okay how about
this scenario for you grown women out there who haven’t procrastinated since
you graduated, got your whole life together and the string of letters behind
your name to prove it. Thanksgiving dinner, and for the first time you are
hosting it at your house and you haven’t really hosted anything for at least a
year. At least. It’s the Monday before Thanksgiving Thursday. You planned ahead
and got Tuesday and Wednesday off so you could make sure you have everything
done in time before your in-laws fly in on Thursday morning. You have
appointments booked to have the carpet cleaned, and the cable guy is coming to
fix that channel that keeps macro blocking, because you know it will be
disastrous if that football game is not coming in clear with all its
pixels! All you really must do is focus
on cooking a yummy turkey dinner. You notice as you walk by the laundry room
that it is a hot mess. You decide to take a “few minutes” and straighten it up.
An hour and a half later, the laundry room is looking picture perfect, and you decide
you better check and make sure all the bathrooms are ready for your guests. You
could have sworn you just cleaned the bathrooms, but now suddenly you are
noticing even the slightest dust on top of the pictures hanging in the powder
room and the tiniest bit of caulking that is missing in the guest room bathtub.
So, you run to the garage, grab the caulk gun and fix it “quickly”, promising
yourself to get out of the house and hit the grocery store before you have to
pick up your kids from basketball and gymnastics practice respectively. Can you
see where this train is headed? Woo-woo! Productive procrastination station
here you come!
So, when your
husband asks why there’s no gravy, and you are getting the side-eye from your
sister-in-law whose face is practically screaming “Who the hell forgets to make
the gravy?!”. You kindly explain in private to him later how much you
accomplished and got done in all the stops you made along the procrastination
station train route that landed you here.
After all, the
whole concept behind productive procrastination is to be busy doing something
that you can show as an accomplishment, if only to yourself, to prove that you
haven’t been wasting time procrastinating. It’s the worst form of
self-deception out there. Ask me how I know! It is a dream killer and a time
waster, even though your curtains do look fabulous and even smell slightly of
lavender fabric softener after you wash them.
Wonderful! But how’s that quilt coming that
you promised yourself you’d learn how to sew? Or what about the book you have
in your heart and know you need to write? I can’t very well preach to you about
how to overcome the productive procrastination syndrome, because I’m still
working through it myself. But I can bring it to your attention, call it out
for the foolishness it is, and lovingly point out that while you are staying so
busy, the question we need to answer to ourselves is why? Why am I always
moving? Why must I always be busy doing something? What happens when you get
still? I mean still without plopping on the couch in front of the television.
Still without occupying your mind with busy work like you are a honeybee
working for the queen.
Try it right now for about ten seconds. Just close your
eyes and breathe deeply. Center yourself. Listen for the small voice of wisdom
and see what she has to say to you. Don’t stress if you hear nothing. It
wouldn’t be surprising that you can’t be still and listen to your inner
guidance because you have been running around like a chicken with your head cut
off trying to “make it happen”. Don’t get me wrong, action steps are great,
just make sure they are the right action steps. Begin to make a practice of
being still. You may have heard this before. Practicing the art of mindfulness.
But did you try it? Did you stick with it? You don’t have to but, wait what’s
that I hear? Woo-woo! I hear our train coming down the track. So you decide.
Are you going to jump back on that hamster wheel of purposeless productivity,
or are you going to join me in staying focused so we can stay the course on our
journey of more purposeful actions that bring about the fruit of peace in our
lives? Let’s grow!